2013人教版必修四 Unit 3《 A taste of English humour》.pptVIP

Passage A One night, there was a thief who stole a dress from a shop.Suddenly, the thief was found by the policeman. Freeze, don’t move.” The policeman shouted.  The thief raised his hands and gave up fighting.The policeman said, “why did you have to break into the same shop three times?”The thief said: Well, I stole a dress from that shop but my wife didn’t like it. So I had to go back and change it twice. Passage B One morning a mother was trying to wake up her son. Wake up now! Its time to go to school.I dont want to go to school, the son replied.His mother said, Give me two reasons w