白雪公主英文搞笑话剧.doc

白雪公主英文搞笑话剧 第一场 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The kind married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous and cruel. She treated Snow White badly.在很久很久以前，有一个皇后，她有一个名叫白雪公主的可爱女儿。在这个孩子出生不久，皇后就去世了。国王娶了另外一个皇后，这个后妈很妒忌别人和残忍。她对待白雪公主的态度非常坏。 公主:(出场,) 唱：【Im a cute cute girl with a bad bad mom. Its a big big thing if you love me.选自big big world】My horror mother always obliges me, such a beautiful，handsome，humor，smart，lovely，kind princess to do a lot of homework…oh I cannot bear it. So I just make a brilliant decision: running away(离开) 我恐怖的后妈总是逼我这样一个美丽，帅气，幽默，聪明，可爱，善良的公主去做很多的作业……噢，我不能忍受了。所以，我就做了一个很明智的选择：离开这里。 皇后(上场)：I’m the legendary cruel queen , oh，no ，it’sthe legendary beautiful、greedy、bloody queen.? If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.? Now, mirror, mirror, come here!我就是传授中残忍的皇后，噢，不，是传说中美丽，贪婪、嗜血的皇后。如果有人比我更美丽，我就会杀了她。我有一个魔镜，如果我想知道一些东邪，它一定会告诉我。现在，魔镜，魔镜，来这里！ 魔镜：（跑上来，双手叉腰）Yes, I’m coming. What do you want to know?是的，我来了，你想知道些什么？ 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Tell me the truth, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?咒语，告诉我真相，谁是世界上最美丽的女人？ 魔镜： You are really the fairest of all, I think. 皇后，我想你的确是非常漂亮的女人。 皇后：General（举双手）哈哈哈！哈哈哈！I am the most beautiful woman in the world!一般啦，哈哈哈哈哈哈，我是世界上最美丽的女人！ 魔镜： But,nevertheless,however,whereas,（边说边退，举手挡住脸）there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony. She is much more beautiful than you. 可是，可是,，可是，有一个年轻的女士，她就是白雪公主，红得如玫瑰，黑得如乌木。她比你美丽更多倍！ 皇后：（抓狂样）：She is much more beautiful than me?? Who is she? Tell me quickly!她比我更美丽得多？她是谁？快点告诉我 魔镜：I say again.She is Snow White.我再说一次，她是白雪公主。 皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world.……（沉思）（响指）hunter！come here, come here! 白雪公主？不，我是世界上最美丽的人……猎人，来这里，来这里！ 猎人： Here！（敬礼 少息立正）我在这里！ 皇后：I heard Snow White haddisappearance from my palace .I order you to find her out and kil