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英语长篇笑话故事 　　 　　1. 　　 　　Ayoungmotherbelievedthatitwasverywrongtowasteanyfoodwhenthereweresomanyhungrypeopleintheworld.Oneevening,shewasgivinghersmalldaughterherteabeforeputtinghertobed.Firstshegaveherasliceoffreshbrownbreadandbutter,butthechildsaidthatshedidnotwantitlikethat.Sheaskedforsomejamonherbreadaswell.Hermotherlookedatherforafewsecondsandthensaid,WhenIwasasmallgirllikeyou,Lucy,Iwasalwaysgiveneitherbreadandbutter,orbreadandjam,butneverbreadwithbutterandjam.Lucylookedathermotherforafewmomentswithpityinhereyesandthensaidtoherkindly,Arentyoupleasedthatyouveetolivewithusnow? 　　 　　一位年轻的母亲认为