有趣的婚姻箴言双语.doc

普特英语听力网 免费学习英语 更多免费资料下载 www.P 有趣的婚姻箴言(双语) By all means marry, if you get a good wife, youll be happy, if you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher. （Socrates） 不管怎么说还是结婚吧，娶到好老婆，你会幸福；娶到坏女人，你将会成为哲学家。 Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. （Duane Dewel） 任何已婚男人都应该忘记自己犯下的错误——没必要两个人都记得同一件事情吧。 Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. （Helen Rowland） 撒谎是男孩的错误，情人的艺术，光棍的成就，已婚男人的第二天性。 No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. （Henry Louis Mencken） 结婚的男人是不会真正幸福的，如果他结婚后喝的威士忌不得不比单身时常喝的威士忌差的话。 Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. （Oscar Wilde） 男人结婚，因为他们已经疲倦了；女人结婚，因为她们感到好奇了，结果两人都大失所望。 Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. （Albert Einstein） 女人嫁给男人，希望他们会所有改变。男人娶个女人，希望她们会永远不变。所以双方必然会失望的。 Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. （Oscar Wilde） 如今，所有的已婚男人过得像一个单身汉，而所有的单身汉过得像已婚男人。 A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. （Elbert Hubbard） 一个娶了女人想教育她的男人，和一个嫁给男人想改造他的女人都沦为同一个谬误的牺牲品。 I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. （Sam Kinison） 我可不担心什么恐怖主义，我都结婚两年了。 After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just cant face each other, but still they stay together. （Hemant Joshi） 结婚之后，老公和老婆就成为一枚硬币的两面；他们就是没法面对自己的另一半，却仍然待在一起。 Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now thats a real treat. （Joanne Woodward） 性感不久就会逐渐消失，美色也会随之枯谢，但嫁给一个能让你每天开怀大笑的男人，啊，这才真正是令人满意的结果。 Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage. （James Holt McGavran） 有一种比电子银行还要快的转帐方式。它叫做婚姻。 Ive had bad luck