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搞笑5人英语剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 演员表： 　　西门吹雪 　　叶孤城 　　花满楼 　　king 　　旁白 　　 道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。 　　第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠 　　旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow . 　　Birdsaredancinginthecold . 　　Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep . 　　Windiscominginsilence. 　　Another mysteriousmanapproaches . 　　Y与X相遇． 　　X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou ! 　　Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay. 　　X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname? 　　Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou? 　　X:Iamximenchuixue. 　　Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue? 　　X:Yes,whatiswrong? 　　Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts? 　　X:Great, youknowme ! 　　Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo! 　　X:No, Imustkillyou ! 　　Y:Idontwanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme! 　　X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow? 　　Y突然站起冷冷的说：Dont forceme! 　　X:Pardon! 　　(Y拿出一袋牛奶) 　　X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat? 　　Y:pleasedrinkit! 　　X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha 　　Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme? 　　X:Sure, must! milkismilk. 　　Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!? 　　X:I’msureIwon’t! 　　Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdontbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0! 　　X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach ! 　　Y大笑：HaHa…… 　　X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom? 　　Y:What ? 　　X:Toliet? 　　Y:What ? 　　X:The “WC”? 　　Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad! 　　X:Thanks,byebye. 　　Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow! 　　H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation! 　　Y:Whoareyou? 　　H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue? 　　Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha…… 　　H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld! 　　Y:Youareright! 　　H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus? 　　Y:Yes,It’sverygood. 　　H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking! 　　Y:Ok,Let’s go! 　　第二幕：无间道 　　H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng. 　　K:sitdownplese, yegucheng. 　　H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascold