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小学生幽默自我介绍作文 今天儿子写了一篇文章，题目是“自我介绍”。我看后差点晕了。见过自恋的 ，没有见过这么自恋的。全文如下; 我是一个活泼、阳光、胸有大志、帅气的男孩，今年12岁，小学刚毕业，我的名字叫xxx.我最重要的性格特点是谦虚，每天夹着尾巴做人。 我也有自己的爱好，喜欢画画，喜欢制作，喜欢想象。有一天下午放学回家，我在阳台上玩。我把包装了洗衣机的两个大泡沫板掏了两个洞，套在了胳膊上。我本来想做机器人，可胳膊一抬，两个泡沫板向后翘了起来，我又把胳膊前后动了两下，觉得就像要飞一样。我想：这多么像鸽子呀! 我出生在**市一个普通工人家庭，从小艰苦的自然环境和并不优越的家庭条件给我留下了深刻的印象，也锻炼了我吃苦耐劳、勇于拼搏和不肯服输的性格。为了能够闯出自己的一帆事业，我深信知识能改变命运，所以在我的学习生活中尽可能多的学习相关的专业知识,充实自己。 作为班里的一名小干部，我从二年级起一直坚持为班级出好每一个月的黑板报，每期的黑板报排版、书写、图画，都精心设计，得到了老师和同学们的好评，每当看到老师和同学们赞许的目光，总能让我感到我的付出和得到同样是快乐的。 我有着浓眉小眼、贼眉鼠眼......总之 ，能有的眼我全都有了。是不是很拽?我长得很帅，总之一句话;人见人爱 ，花见花开，车见车载，轮胎见轮胎爆胎。 Hello,everyone!(大家好!)My name is Deng Shengjie.(我的名字是杜xx。)I am (我12岁)I am a optimistic girl.(我是一个开朗的女孩)My study is good(我成绩优秀)，and I am get along very well with my classmates.(并且我同我的同学们相处得很好)I have many hobbies. (我有许多爱好)I like listening to music and reading books,(我喜欢听音乐和看书)but I like English best.(但是我最喜欢英语)I hope everybody to like me.(我希望大家能喜欢我) Thank you!(谢谢!) Today I will talk about the clothes .I know many kinds of clothes. Such as: coat , sweater, dress, shirt, skirt. Shoes. As a child, I like clothes very much.. mother often buys clothes for me. I like white .and I study hard at school. Hello,every! My name is Lihua. My English name is Helen. I have two bright eyes and short hair. Im twelve. I`m from Shenzhen city,China.There are three people in my family, my mother, father and I. My parents work in a bank. They work hard. I begin to go to Shenzhen No.4 Middle School this month. Im in Class Three, Glade Seven.Our shool is very good. There are about three thousand students in it. And I have a good English teacher. Her name is Luowei. she speaks English very well. We all like her。 Now,I have some friends. They are all friendly to me. Were all happy. Hello, everyone! My name is JooZone. I am x years old. I am from China.I can speak Chinese and a little English. My favorite subject is English, because I think it is very interesting. I like going to the movies, playing