搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人--心碎.pdfVIP

.. Heart broken Billing ： XiMenchuixue YeGucheng HuaManlou King PanJinlian Narratage/soldier N：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches . Y 与 X 相遇． Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you ! X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name? Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter whathappens. I ’m the most famousYeGucheng. Who are you? X: I am XiMenchuixue. Y:Ah??? XiMenchuixue? X: Yes, what ’s wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu. X: Great, you know me ! Y: But your wife is my first lover. X: What??? Y 抱腿 : Oh, Please, please …… Don kill me! Let me go!’t X:No, I must kill you ! Y: I dont want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old son to be looked after by me! X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know? Y 突然站起冷冷的说： Dont force me! X: 拔刀砍向 Y (Y 拿出一袋牛奶迎上去 ) X 抢过牛奶 : Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that? Y: Just drink it! X 喝完牛奶 : Thanks, ha ha. Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure! Milk is milk. Y( 恼怒 +冷酷 ):Very nice! I hope you won ’t forget what you said!? X:I ’m sure I won’t! Y: I must give you a lesson! If I dont beat you thistime, you ’ never behavell properly!3-2-1-0! X 捂着肚子，蹲下：