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第 PAGE 页码 页码 页 / 总页数 NUMPAGES 总页数 总页数 页 英文简历中不能说的话 导读：我根据大家的需要整理了一份关于《英文简历中不能说的话》的内容，具体内容：致命的大错：Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.Qualifi... 致命的大错：Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.Qualifications: No education or experience.I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.My compensation should be at least equal to my age.Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.Fired because I fought for lower pay.Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.Reason