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笑到让人无法忘记的英语笑话 Tightwad 吝啬鬼 Joe Schmidt, although very wealthy, was a tightwad. One day he and his wife wanted to take a spin in an airplane over the city of New York. The pilot said it would be 10 dollars a piece for a thirty-minute flight. How about 10 dollars for both of us? the stingy millionaire asked, No way! replied the pilot firmly. Schmidt pleaded earnestly with the pilot for quite a while. Since it was a slow day and there were not many customers, the pilot finally agreed. Ok, I will take you and your wife for ten bucks1 on one condition: while in the