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爆笑的小学英语笑话带翻译精选 I Taught the Teacher Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today? Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three. 母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么? 儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。 Who Discovered Australia? Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny. Johnny: Its there, sir. Teacher: Thats right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia? Sammy: Johnny, sir. 老师：约翰尼，在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。 约翰尼：先生，在这儿。 老师：对了。萨默，你来回答我是谁发现了澳大利亚? 萨默：先生，是约翰尼