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史上十大绝妙反驳 　　Wit is a quality that is easily desired, but no so easily obtained. Those who do have it have gained heavy acclaim. Since the beginning of time, mankind has argued and debated against one another, and while some conflicts are won in wars, many of them are won in words. Here are ten of history’s best comebacks, retorts, repartee, insults, or whatever else you’d like to call them. From quotes of Winston Churchill to Oscar Wilde, these are surely people to tell tales about。 　　机智是人人都很想要的品质，可是却没那么容易得到。机智的人总是会获得无尽赞美。自古以来，人类中就有争吵和辩论的存在。有些矛盾是通过战争解决，有些却是在言语交锋中战胜别人。下面是史上十大最佳的反驳，你说这些是机敏的回答也好，不动声色的侮辱也好，都可以。从丘吉尔到王尔德，他们妙语连珠，绝对是机智界的传奇： 　　10. An English Comeback 英式反驳 　　Nancy Astor was an American socialite who married into the wealthy English family of Astor. She actually was the first woman to be elected to Parliament, which makes her humiliation all the sweeter. She was invited to 1912 a dinner party located in the Churchill estate, but, unfortunately for her, she became extremely annoyed at a drunk and politically incorrect Winston Churchill. Finally, she exclaimed the following: “Winston, if you were my husband, I’d put poison in your coffee。” Unaffected by her sudden outburst, Churchill moderately and quickly replied with a great comeback:“Nancy, if you were my wife I’d drink it。” 　　南茜·阿斯特是嫁入英国阿斯特家族的美国名媛，事实上她也是第一位入选国会的女性，这样看起来虽然她在丘吉尔面前丢脸了，也无伤大雅。1912年，南茜受邀到丘吉尔的府邸参加晚宴，不过她很不幸，她对着喝醉的丘吉尔，再想到与其在政治上的意见分歧，越发恼火，最后南茜说出下面这句话：“温斯顿，你要是我丈夫，我早在你的咖啡里下毒了。”可是丘吉尔对南茜的突然爆发表现得无动于衷，他很快很平常地回了一句：“南茜，你要是我夫人，就是毒咖啡我也甘之如饴。” 　　 9. The Best Presidential Comeback 最佳总统式反驳 　　The next situation involves the 30th US president, Calvin Coolidge. He was a relatively quiet man and was known for his brevity, though the few words he had made quite an impression, especially with this wonderful comeback. After an after-dinner recital, an acclaimed and heavily respected opera singer was invited to the White House. But apparently performing for the president was quite a frightening experience and her performanc