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关于初一英语笑话故事 笑话是现代社会发展最快的一种口头文学体裁,它体现了某一民族行为中最深刻的和潜意识中的观点。本文是，希望对大家有帮助! Poet: I hope youve received the little volume of poems I sent you. Woman: Oh, yes. Its very nice. I wonder where Ive put it? Her son: Its under the leg of the table, Mom, to make it steady. 诗人：我希望你已经收到我寄给你的那些诗了 女人：哦，收到了，收到了，很不错。哎，我把它放哪儿去了呢? 女人的儿子：妈妈，你为了让桌子立的更稳，把那些诗稿垫在桌子腿下面了。 A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch. This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponents witnesses. One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations. “I want‘yes’or‘no，’”thundered counsel. “There is no need for you to argue the point!” “But there are some questions which cannot be answered by‘yes’or‘no，’”mildly responded the witness. “There are not!” snapped the lawyer. “Oh，” said the witness，“answer this then