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关于简单的英语笑话故事 Oh, my poor man, exclaimed the kind old lady， It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind. Youre absolutely right, said the beggar, obviously an old hand at the game. When I was blind, people kept giving me foreign coins. “啊，可怜的人，”善良的老妇人惊叹道。“脚瘸就够惨的了，要是眼瞎就更糟了。” “你说的一点儿没错，”那乞丐说，他显然是乞讨老手。“我眼瞎的时候，人们老是给我外币。” One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, adignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered连续猛击，磨损 by frantic狂乱的，疯狂的 women. He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing打，用连枷打 , he plowed through the crowed. You there! challenged a thrill voice. Cant you act like a gentleman? Listen, he said, I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady. A gentleman was sitting quietly in a first-class compartment. Two ladies got in. One of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitting down. Open it again, said the second lady, Ill die of suffocation窒息，闷死 if there is no fresh air. I wont open it, said the first lady, Ill die of cold if the window is open. A querrel started, and it continued until the gentleman spoke: Lets have the window shut until this lady has died of suffocation, and then we can have it open until this lady has died of cold. After that it will be nice and quiet in here again. A blonde went into a pizza parlor客厅，会客室 . When she said that shed like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces shed like to have it cut into: six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six please, said the blonde. I dont think I could ever eat twelve. 一位金发女郎走进一家比萨店，她说想要一个中比萨，店员问她希望把比萨切成六块还是十二块。噢，天啊，请帮我切成六块。女郎说，我可不认为我可以吃得下十二块。 Wood Fire One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened. Does that mean, asked the other, that t