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经典英文笑话加翻译大全 Dont Get Caught! 不要被逮着了! Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether hed hadany luck. 在森林保护区内，有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。 No,nothing today,but you should see me yesterday. I caught fourteen bass in the morning andanother twelve in the afternoon! “今天什么也没有，不过你应该昨天来见我才是。昨天早上我钓了十四尾鲈鱼，下午钓了十二尾呢! Well, thats very interesting. Do you know who I am? “哦，那相当不错嘛，你知道我是谁吗?” No. “不知道。” I happen to be the game warden. “我恰巧就是监视狩猎的管理员。” Oh.And do you know who I am? Im the biggest liar you ever laid eyes on.