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简单少儿英语爆笑小笑话 简单少儿英语小笑话 Big Head All the kids make fun of me ”the boy cried to his mother, They say I have a big head. Dont listen to them, his mother comforted him. You have a beautiful head.Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes. Where is the shopping bag? I havent got one-----use your hat. 大脑袋 “所有孩子都拿我开玩笑”， 小男孩哭着和妈妈说：“他们说我脑袋大” “别听他们的，”母亲安慰道：“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。” “购物袋在哪儿?” “我没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。 英语儿童幽默笑话参考 Long Life A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle. Many people wanted to buy it and the mans young assistant moved quickly through the crowd collecting money and handing out bottles of the cold cure. Then, when he had a big crowd, the man held up a very small bottle. “And now, ladies and gentlemen, ” he shouted. “here is the medicine you have been waiting for. The cure for old age. Drink just one bottle of this and you will live forever.” “And, ladies and gentlemen,” the man continued, “Im not going to charge you a hundred dollars a bottle for this wonderful medicine. Im not going to charge you fifty dollars a bottle. Im not going to charge you twenty five dollars a bottle. No, ladies and gentlemen, Im going to charge you just ten dollars a bottle. Think, my friends, for ten dollars you can live forever.” Most of the people in the crowd did not believe this. One person shouted, “if it will make you live forever, why dont you drink it?” Then another person cried , “Yes, you look as if youre at least sixty years old. ” “Thank you, sir, thank you,” the man replied, “Im so glad you said that. My real age is three hundred and twenty nine. ” The crowd laughed at this but there were still a few people who wanted to believe the man. One of them spoke to the mans assistant as she passed by. “Is that true,” he asked, “that hes three hundred and twenty-nine?” “Don