最新高中英语课件：Lesson 69 Unit 18 Senior Book 2B.pptxVIP

Unit 18Lesson 69;What is humor? And joke?;Listen to the dialogs.;Read the dialogs and explain what the humor is.;Here are some of the jokes that I found:;—Why is an empty purse always the same? —There is no change in it. (零钱,变化) —What kind of dog doesnt bite or bark? —Hot dog. (热狗) —What is the smallest room in the world? —Mushroom. (蘑菇) ;—What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy? —Drink well water. (井水，健康的) —How do we know the ocean is friendly? —It waves. (起波浪，招手致意) —Which can move faster, heat or cold? —Heat, because you can catch cold. (追上冷，患感冒) ;—Why is the library the highest building? —It has the most stories. (故事，楼层) —What table can be eaten and what table can’t be eaten? —Vegetable and timetable. Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century? ? Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead. ;Others:;A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police. Sorry, officer. said the driver, Was I driving too fast? No, sir. You were flying too slow. ;Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died. ;Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didnt punish him? One Student: Because George still had the axe (斧头) in his hand. ; A Hollywood producer was determined to give his mother a birthday gift that would be better than any his brothers were giving her． He heard about an amazing bird which could talk in twelve languages and sing ten famous operas．;;Homework;谢谢观看!