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经典外国幽默故事四则 外国经典幽默笑话：寄给上帝的信 一个小男孩非常想要一百美元买一辆自行车，但是祈祷了两个星期也没有结果。于是，他决定给上帝写一封信要这一百美元。当邮局收到这封收信人为“美国，上帝”的信后，他们决定把它寄给美国总统。总统很重视，也很感动。他命令他的秘书寄给个小男孩五美元纸钞。总统认为这对于一个小男孩来说应该是一笔大钱了。这个小男孩收到这五美元后非常高兴，又坐下来给上帝写了一封感谢信，信中写道: A little boy wanted one hundred dollar for a bicycle very badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the money. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA，they decided to send it to the president. The President was so impressed，touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a five bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted wish the five-dollar bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord, which read: 亲爱的上帝: Dear Lord， 非常感谢你寄给我的钱。可是我发现，由于某种原因您通过华盛顿寄给我的钱，像往常一样，那些奇怪的人扣走了九十五美元。 Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted ninety-five dollars. 罗杰 Love,Roger 外国经典幽默笑话：法官的手表 A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police.For example, he said, when I entered my chambers today，I was positive that I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then I remembered that I left it on my desk in my bedroom. 一个法官正告知陪审团，不必因为一个证人改变了他已经交给警察的证词就认为他不可信。“比方说，”他说，“当今天我走进我的办公室的时候，我以为我的金表 在我的口袋里。但随后我想起来我把它放在我卧室的书桌上了。” When the judge returned home that evening, his wife asked him，Why so much urgency for your watch? Isn’t sending three men to pick it up for you a bit extreme? 当法官那天晚上回到家时，他妻子问他:“为什么那么着急要你的表?还派三个人取你的表，是不是有一点过分了?” What?” said the judge, I didnt send anyone for my watch, let alone three people. What did you do? “什么?”法官说，“我没派人来取表，更不用说三个人。你都干了什么?” I gave it to th