英语爆笑笑话故事大全.docxVIP

英语爆笑笑话故事大全 Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, Whats the time, please? After a few months, Dan said to himself, Im not going to answer all those stupid people any more. Im going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here. Then he did so. “Now people arent going to stop and ask me the time, he thought happily. But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, Is that clock right?” A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: “I think that he is very ill.” “I am afraid that he is dead”, said the doctor. Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: “Im not dead. Im still alive.” “Be quiet,” said the wife, “the doctor knows better than you!” The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. New York, NY Police across the nation are warning people who wear pagers to be on the lookout for the latest scam. According to police, pagers in several states have been beeped by a number displaying a 212 area code New York and the prefix 540. When the victims return the call, they are charged $55 on their phone bill. The call the respondent makes has been electronically linked into a 900 pay-per-call system which allows the charge to be added to the phone bill. People will look at the number and say Gee, who is calling me from out of state? It must be important, said an investigator. There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing. They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing. They searched the area for somethi