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关于幼儿园英语故事表演 The fire dog A nursery school teacher was delivering a school bus full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing what the dogs duties might be. They use him to keep crowds back, said one youngster. No, said another, hes just for good luck. A third child concluded. No silly, they use the dogs to find the fire hydrant! 有一天，一位护理学校的老师老师正驾驶着坐满孩子的校车，送他们回家，这时候，一辆消防车呼啸而过。在消防车的前座上有一只达尔马提亚犬。于是孩子们开始讨论这只狗的职责可能是什么。 “他们用它来让人们离得远一点，”一个小孩说到。 “不，”另一个说，“它是用来求好运的。” 这时候第三个小孩说。“别傻了，其实他们是想用用这狗来找消防栓的。” Smart cats Three men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Accountant, the second man was a Chemist, the third was a Government Worker. To show off, the Accountant called his cat and said, Spreadsheet, do your stuff. Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 3 equal piles of 4 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, Measure, do your stuff. Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the two men turned to the Government Worker and said, What can your cat do? The Government Worker called to his cat and said, Coffee Break, do your stuff. Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, peed on the paper, assaulted the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave. 三个男人在吹嘘他们的猫有多么聪明。第一个男人是个会计师，第二个男人是个化学家，第三个则是个公务员。 为了炫耀，会计师叫来他的猫，然后说：“Spreadsheet，干你的活去。”Spreadsheet走进了厨房，拿回来一打曲奇饼干，再分成3堆，每堆四块。每个人都觉得干的很好。 但是化学家说他的猫可以做的更好。他叫来他的猫然后说：“Me