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有关英语故事带翻译精选 The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, after winning a battle against the enemy, the general announced to the troops:Comrades!I have some good news and some bad news for you, which one are you willing to hear first? 士兵们连续的行军，作战，他们又脏又热又累。一天，刚赢得一场战役后，将军宣布：“同志们，我有一些好消息和坏消息要告诉你们。你们愿意先听哪个呢?” The good news!they all shouted. “好消息!”他们嚷道。 Ok, said the general,the good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of closing. “好吧，”将军说，“好消息就是你们每个人都可以彻底换一身衣服。” hooray!cheered the soldiers and some of them began to undo their buttons. “万岁!”士兵们欢呼起来，有人已经开始解扣子。 And now, for the bad news! Jack, you will change with John. John, you will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert... “现在呢，该是坏消息了。杰克，你和约翰换衣服。约翰，你和汤姆换衣服。汤姆，你和罗伯特换。罗伯特...” A tobacconist left the snowy streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on abusiness trip and intended to meet him there the next day. When he reached the hotel andchecked in the room that he reserved three days ago, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. But he had deleted her e-mail address from his computer. He stared at the keyboard andmade an effort to type in it from memory. 一个烟草商人离开了满大街白雪的芝加哥前往佛罗里达度假。他的夫人正在出差，计划第二天在佛罗里达与他相见。抵达宾馆后，他住进三天前预定的房间，决定给他夫人发一封电子邮件。但他之前把妻子的电子邮件地址从电脑里删除了，于是他盯着键盘努力回忆，凭记忆打出她的地址。 Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directly instead to an elderly preacherswife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the mournful wife turned onthe computer to check her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a scream, feltdizzy and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room andsaw this note on the screen: 不幸的是，他少打了一个字母，邮件就这样被发送到了一位年长的牧师夫人那里。这位老妇人的丈夫在前一天刚去世。当这位正处于悲痛之中的夫人打开电脑检查自己的邮件时，她屏幕一眼便头晕目眩，惨叫一声，便倒在地上不省人事了。听到惨叫声，全家立刻跑进屋。在屏幕上，他们读到了这样一封短信： Dearest wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for yo