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英语经典幽默故事四则 经典幽默英语故事：好消息和坏消息 A man gets a telephone call from a doctor. The doctor says: About this medical test I did on you，I have some good news and some bad news.” 一个男人接到一了一位医生打来的电话。医生说:“是关于我给你做过的体检的事，有个好消息还有个坏消息。” The man asks for the good news first: 那个男人先要听好消息: The good news is that you have 24 hours to live,” says the doctor. “好消息就是你还能活24小时。”医生说。 The man, incredulously: If that is the good news, then what is the bad news?? 那个男人觉得有些不可思议说:“如果那叫做好消息的话，那坏消息是什么呢?” I couldn’t reach you on the phone yesterday.” “我昨天打电话找不到你。” 经典幽默英语故事：中奖 A man rushes into his house and yells to his w wife，Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!” 一个男人冲进家门对他的妻子大声嚷:“玛莎，收拾你的行李，我刚刚底了加州彩券!” Martha replies, Shall I pack for warm weather or cold? 玛莎问:“我是该带冬装还是夏装呢?” The man responds，I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!” 那个男人回答说:“我可不管，只要你能尽快地搬出这个房子!” 经典幽默英语故事：每个人都这样吗 Lifeguard: I’ve been watching you sir, and you’11 have to stop urinating in the pool.” 救生员:“我已经观察你很久了，先生，你不能往游泳池里小便。” Man: But everybody urinates in the pool.” 男人:“但每个人都在游泳池里小便呀。” Lifeguard: From the diving board? 救生员:“从跳板上吗?” 经典幽默英语故事：陆军与海军的较量 An Army guy and a Navy guy found themselves in a public restroom. As the Army guy was walking out, the Navy guy id，while washing his hands，In the Navy，they teach us to wash our hands before leaving; the restroom.” Then the Army guy replied, Well，in the Army，they teach us not to pee on our hands!” 一个陆军士兵和一个海军士兵在一个公共卫生间碰面，当陆军士兵从咀面走出来时，正在洗手的海军士兵说:“在海军，我们学到了上_完厕所后要洗手。”接着陆军士兵回答说:“在陆军，没有人教我们往手里撒尿!” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。