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英语小笑话短故事带翻译 A Jew opens a kosher restaurant in London and puts a notice in the window:ARABS NOT WELCOME; a couple of days later, a person of obviously Arab origin walks in and requests a sandwich-so the cashier quickly runs into the office asking what to do. The owner decides that he really doesn’t want a scandal，so he orders，OK，give him the sandwich, but charge him double--that should teach him. 一个犹太人在伦敦开了一家犹太教餐馆，在餐馆的窗户上写着:“阿拉伯人不许入内”的字样。过了几天，一个特征鲜明的阿拉伯人走进餐馆想要一个三明治。收银员马上跑到办公室问该怎么办。餐馆老板不想惹事生非，于是就说，“好吧，卖他一个三明治，但是要收他两倍钱，这样就能给他一个教训了。” But the next day the same Arab is back again一this time for a full lunch; the owner decides Charge him triple，he’11 get the lesson this time!” The Arab eats his lunch, pays without a quibble, praises the food and even asks for a reservation for 10 of his friends for the same evening. The owner decides`OK,1et him have the reservation, but if his friends do come，charge them tenfold!” The Arabs appear in the evening, have a large dinner, pay without complaining and even tip generously. So the next day the owner puts a new sign in the window: JEWS NOT WELCOME. 但是第二天，那个阿拉伯人又来了，这回他要了一整套午餐。老板决定收他三倍的钱，这样他就知道厉害了!那个阿拉伯人吃过午餐后通通快快的付了钱，还称赞食物非常好吃，甚至预定了当天晚上十个人的晚餐。老板想了想说:“没问题，就让他预定，但是等他的朋友来了就收他们十倍的钱!”等到晚上，那些阿拉伯人真的来了，点了好多菜，毫无怨言地付了十倍的钱，而且还大方地给了不少小费。于是第三天，老板在窗户上写了一行新字:“犹太人不许人内”。 Two hunters hire a small plane to take them to a remote area of Canada. Upon dropping off the hunters，the pilot tells them, Remember only one moose, because the plane wouldn t be able to take off with more weight than that.” The hunters go off. A week later when the plane returns to pick them up the two hunters are standing by the lake with two moose. 两个猎人租了一架小型飞机带他们去加拿大的一个偏僻地区。当两个猎人到达目的地下飞机时，飞行员告诉他们说:“记住，飞机只能带一只驼鹿，否则飞机会因为过重而无法起飞。”两个猎 人就这样打猎去了。 The pilot fumes, I told you guys only one moose, and you 11 have to leave one because we won’t be able to take off with that much weight.” Oh, come on,” beg the two hunters, Las