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关于英语笑话故事大全带翻译 Patient: Im so frightened, this is my first operation. Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too. 第一次 病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。 外科医生：我完全理解你的心情。这也是我第一次动手术。 Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me its about ninety-three million miles away. 好视力 律师：你说你离事故现场约有35英尺，你能看清多远的东西? 证人：这么说吧，早上起床后我看见太阳，别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远。 I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized