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英文小笑话故事带翻译阅读 An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display. Ive got good news and bad news, the owner replied. Give me the good news first, the artist demanded. The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it wouldappreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings. Thats wonderful! the artist exclaimed, What could the bad news possibly be? With concern, the gallery owner replied, The gentleman in question was your doctor. 以为艺术家在一个画廊办了个展览，他问店主是否有人对他参展的画感兴趣。 “我有一个好消息和一个坏消息。”店主回答。 “先告诉我好消息。”画家要求道。 “好消息是一位绅士询问了你的作品，还问它是否会在你死后增。我告诉他会的，然后他买下了你所有的15幅画作。” “那太棒了!”画家惊叹。“那么什么会是坏消息呢?” 店主想了想之后说：“问那个问题的是你的医生”。 joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches. 乔和佛瑞德在一个村子里帮忙盖一间房子。天气很暖和，到处都有许多灰尘。12点半的时候，他们觉得非常口渴，便停下来去吃午饭了。他们找到最近的一家酒吧，走进去坐下吃他们的三明治。 good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked. 下午好，先生。你们想要点什么?柜台后面的伺应问道。 joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred? 乔看了看佛瑞德说：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脱啤酒。这样可以吗，佛瑞德? yes, thats all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! dont forget that. 好的，可以。佛瑞德说。然后他转过去跟柜台后面的侍应说：我要啤酒装在一个干净的杯子里!别忘了。 the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass? 柜台后面的侍应倒满杯子后，拿给乔和佛瑞德，接着说：刚才哪一位要干净的杯子的? miles sometime went to the barbers during working hours to have his hair cut. but this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their h