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中长篇英语笑话故事欣赏 One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asks about his bill and the barber replies, I cannot accept money from you. Im doing community service this week. The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a Thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, Im sorry, I cannot accept money from you. Im doing community service this week. The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up there are a Thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, Im sorry, I cannot accept money from you. Im doing community service this week. The professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a Thank you card and a dozen different books, such as How to Improve Your Business and Becoming More Successful. Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, Im sorry, I cannot accept money from you. Im doing community service this week. The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning, the barber goes to open up, and there...waiting at his door... ...are a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. There was a job opening in the countrys most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum laude from law school. Both come from good families. Both are equally attractive and well spoken. Its up to the senior partner to choose one, so he takes each candidate aside and asks, Why did you become a lawyer? Only seconds after talking to them both, he chooses Paul. Baffled, Robert takes Paul aside after th