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有关于英语笑话故事阅读 A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, Children, Id like you to close your eyes and taste these. The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. Ill give you a hint, said the teacher. Its somethin your mommy and daddy probably call each other all the time. Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, Spit em out, theyre assholes! A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens 2 girl kittens. How did you know? his mother asked. Daddy picked them up and looked underneath, he replied, I think its printed on the bottom. A grandfather was walking past his young granddaughters room one night when he saw her kneeling beside her bed, with head bowed and hands folded, repeating the alphabet. What are you doing? he asked her. She explained, Im saying my prayers, but I couldnt think of just what I wanted to say. So Im just saying all the letters of the alphabet, and God can put them together however he thinks best. One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnnys father said, Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas. Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father said, Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me again some other time. Well, about two days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father asked him why he was leaving. The boy said,Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say