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关于英语小笑话故事带翻译 Mr.Clark,Im afraid I have bad news, the doctor told his patient.You only have six months to live. The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes. I cant possibly pay you in that time. Okay, the doctor said,lets make it nine months. 九个月吧 “克拉克先生,有个坏消息,你只有六个月可活了.”医生告诉他的病人. 病人惊呆了.“六个月我不可能付清医疗费.” “好吧,”医生说,“那就九个月吧.” Difference I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class, observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.When I say,Good afternoon, the undergraduates respond,Good afternoon. But the graduate students just write it down. 区 别 “研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来,”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说.“我说‘下午好’,本科生们回答说‘下午好’.研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上.” ass and man 驴和买驴的人 A man wanted to buy an ass. He went to the market, and saw a likely one. But he wanted to test him first. So he took the ass home, and put him into the stable with the other asses. The new ass looked around, and immediately went to choose a place next to the laziest ass in the stable. When the man saw this he put a halter on the ass at once, and gave him back to his owner. The owner felt quite surprised. He asked the man, Why are you back so soon? Have you tested him already? I dont want to test him any more, replied the man, From the companion he chose for himself, I could see what sort of animal he is. 中文：一个买主到市场上去买驴，他看中一头外表不错的驴，但是他想要牵走试一试。他把驴牵回家，放 在自己其他的驴之间，这驴四处看看，立即走向一头好吃懒做的驴旁边。于是，买驴的人立刻给那头驴套 上辔头，牵去还给驴的卖主。卖主感到很奇怪，他问买主：“你怎么这么快就回来了?”买主说：“不必 再试了，从他所选择什么样的朋友来看，我已经知道他是什么样了。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。