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关于英语短篇笑话小故事 笑话具有短小精悍、幽默风趣的特点,是一种深受人们喜爱的文体。有些笑话广为流传。本文是，希望对大家有帮助! The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldnt figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. Its a period, reported Johnnie. Well I can see that, she said, But what is so exciting about a period. Damned if I know, said Johnnie, But this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself. Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation. To improve their chances of having a real vacation, they decided not to wear anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageousshorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying their drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead, gorgeous, blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldnt help but stare. When she passed them,she smiled and said, Good morning, Father, nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize them as priests? The next day they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits - outfits so loud you could hear them coming before you even saw them. Once again, they settled down on the beach to e