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英语幽默趣味小故事三则 英语幽默趣味小故事：超速的理由 Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. Why on earth were you driving so fast? the policeman yelled. Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident! 哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。 “你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。 “我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。” 英语幽默趣味小故事：我在学开车 Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term? 父亲：我曾向你许诺，如果你考试及格就给你买俩小汽车，可你却未能做到。你上学期一直在干什么呀? Son: I was learning to drive a car. 儿子：我在学开汽车。 英语幽默趣味小故事：大衣着火了 The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important. The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir! 老师为了让学生记住先思考后发言，告诉他们在说出重要事情之前先数到50，如果是特别重要的事情，要先数到100。 第二天，当老师背靠着火炉讲课时，发现好几个学生的嘴唇在很快地不停地动。突然，全班学生一起喊道：“九十八，九十九，一百。老师，您的大衣着火了!” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。