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短篇英语笑话故事大全 A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur? The rabbit says, No, of course not! So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit! There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car. So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. But, he said to the salesperson, I would like my car personalized. Would it be possible to have the Z replaced with an S? The dealer said yes, and it was done. And, as the snail raced around the city in his brand new car, everyone would see, Wow, look at that S-car-go. Take a stand on the important things in life! A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore. At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. Look, she said, I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen! A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dogs duties. They use him to keep crowds back, said one youngster. No, said another, hes just for good luck. A third child brought the argument to a close. They use the dogs, she said