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初中英语幽默故事带翻译故事阅读 The first sergeant was holding a class on combat for his company. He said, Jose, what would you do if you saw 700 enemy soldiers coming at you? Jose said, I would shoot them all with my rifle. The sergeant asked, On the fight you see 400 enemy soldiers charging at you. What would you do? Jose said, I would shoot them with my rifle. The sergeant continued, Okay! On your left, Jose, you notice 1,000 enemy soldiers heading straight at you. What would you do? Jose answered. I would shoot them all with my rifle. The sergeant yelled, Just a minute, Jose. Where are you getting all those bullets? The soldier smiled and said, Where are you getting all those enemy soldiers in the same place? 警官正在给他的连队上一堂战斗课，他问：“约瑟，假如你看到有700名敌兵正朝你冲过来，你会怎么办?“ 约瑟说：“我会用我的枪打死他们。” 警官问：“你看到你的右方有400名敌兵正向你扑过来，你会怎么办?” 约瑟说：“我会用我的枪打死他们。” 警官继续说：“很好，约瑟，你注意到你的左方有1,000名敌兵正直冲你奔来，你会怎么办?” 约瑟又回答：“我会用我的枪打死他们。” 警官大叫：“稍等，约瑟，你是从哪里得到这些子弹的?” 士兵笑了笑，说道：“您在同一个地方从哪里把这些敌兵调集来的呢?” A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldnt stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I will pay you $5000. No problem, said the stylist, and she quickly shaved her head. 一个秃头的人在一家美容店里坐了下来。 “您需要什么服务呢?”美容师问。 “我以前做过头发移植，”这个人解释道，“可是我忍受不了疼痛。假如你可以让我的头发像你的一样，却又不会给我带来什么不舒服的感觉，我就给你5000美圆。” “没问题，”美容师说，于是，她很快剃光了自己的头发。 Two Americans were traveling in Spain. One morning they came into a little restaurant for lunch. They did not know Spanish, and their waiter did not know English. They wanted him to understand that they wanted some milk and sandwiches. At first they pronounced the word milk many times. Then they spelled it. But the waiter could not understand them. At last one of them took a piece of paper and began to draw a cow. He was finishing his drawing, when the waiter looked at