英语笑话故事短文阅读.docxVIP

英语笑话故事短文阅读 Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。 Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! “看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!” Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father? “是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?” The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, Obviously he was painting the pictures. 哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。” One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. 一天，父亲与小儿子一块儿回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。 Now, he asked, Whats the meaning of the word Drunk, dad? 他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” Well, my son, his father replied, look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk. “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” But, dad, the boy said, theres only ONE policeman! “可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!” You cant imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend.“ 你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说， She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.“ 她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。