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英语小笑话故事小学生 室友都有点怪 There was a university boy who left home and moved into the dorm.After a few weeks his parents phoned to find out how he was. What are your roommates like?”his mother asked. 一个男大学生离开家庭，搬进了集体学生宿舍。几个星期后，他的父母打电话，问他生活得怎么样。“你的室友怎么样?”他母亲问道。 They are a bit strange，actually，”he told his mum，On one side there is a man who keeps banging his head against the wall，and on the other side there is another man who just cries and moans.” “说实话，他们都有点奇怪，”他告诉母亲，“这边住着一个男生，总是用头撞墙;那边住着另外一个男生，成天不是哭喊就是哀叹。” I would keep to myself if I were you，advised his mother. “如果我是你，我就不同他们来往。”他母亲建议道。 Oh，I do，”the son replied.“I just stay in my room all day and play my bagpipes.” “噢，我就是这样做的，”儿子回答道，“我整天都待在自己的房间里吹风笆。” 美德 Many years after receiving my graduate degree，I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member.One day in a crowded elevator，someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not been changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student. 获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。 When the door finally opened，I felt a compassionate pat on my back，and turnedto see an elderly nun smiling at me.“Youllget that degree，dear,”she whispered.“Perseverance is a virtue.” 最后当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑。“你会拿到学位的，亲爱的，”她低声说道，“坚持不懈是一种美德。” 第一次与最后一次 When George was thirty-five，he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. 乔治35岁时买了架小型飞机，并开始学习驾驶。不久，他就能很娴熟地驾机做各种各样的特技飞行了。 George had a friend. His name was Mark.One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought，“Ive travelled in a big plane several times，but Ive never been in a small one，so I’II go.” 乔治有个朋友名叫马克。一天，乔治主动邀请马克乘他的飞机上天兜一圈。马克心想，“我乘大客机飞行过好几次，还从来没有乘过小飞机，我不妨试一试。” They went up，and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air. 升空后，