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关于英语笑话小作文带翻译 笑话是幽默的一个属概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑话是民族特有幽默的一种形式。本文是，希望对大家有帮助! When theyre together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. oneSaturday, I put my foot down. All right, you two, I said sternly. No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting. As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, Cmon, Steven, lets get dirty . 我五岁的儿子和他的表弟在一起的时候，总要招来大乱。一个星期六，我开始抗议了。“好啦，你们两个，”我严厉地说，“不许叫喊，不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。” 我刚转身要走，就听我儿子说：“来，斯蒂文，我们来把自己弄脏吧。” A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad? Please, teacher, said a small boy, Ive made someone glad yesterday. Well done. Who was that? My granny. Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad. Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, Im going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, Im glad’! 一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在，孩子们，她说：你们当中有谁让别人高兴过? 我，老师，一个小男孩说：昨天我就使别人高兴过。 做得好，是谁呢? 我奶奶。 好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。 是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴!’ Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 教授：你的生日是什么时候? 孩子：5月30日。 教授：哪一年? 孩子：每年都是。 Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I dont know---does he bite? Reggie: Thats what I want to find out. 里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗? 罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗? 里基：这正是我想要查明的。 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。