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有关英语故事短文带翻译 It was the first day of school. 今天是开学第一天。 As the headmaster made his rounds, he heard terrible noise coming from one of the classrooms. 校长巡视的时候听到从一间教室里传来非常大的嘈杂声。 He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making the most noise. 他冲进教室看到一个男孩，比别的人都高，制造的噪音比谁都大。 He seized the lad, dragged him into the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused. 校长抓住这个家伙，把他拖到走廊，并告诉他呆在那儿，直到被饶恕为止。 Returning to the classroom, the headmaster restored order and lectured the class for half an hour about the importance of good behavior. 校长回到教室，让教室恢复了秩序，并重新给同学们做了一个长达半小时关于良好行为的重要性的演讲。 Now, he said, are there any questions? If there are no questions, you are dismissed. “现在，”他说，“还有什么问题吗?如果没有，就放学了。” One girl stood up timidly. Please sir, she asked, may we have our teacher back? 一个女孩胆怯地站起来。“校长，”她说，“现在能让我们的老师回来了吗?” A man was talking to his friends about how he hated to go home after a late marble game. 一名男士正在向他的朋友讲述他打弹子球打晚了是如何讨厌回家的。 You wouldnt believe ehat I go through to avoid waking my life. he said. First, I kill theengines a block from the house and coast into the garage. Then I open the door softly. Next Itake off my shoes and tiptoe into our room. But just as Im about to slip into quilt, she alwayswakes up and gives me a hell. “你肯定不能相信因为怕吵醒妻子，我采取了什么办法。”他说，“首先，在离家还有一个街区的时候，我就把发动机熄了火，靠惯性将车滑进车库。然后我慢慢地打开房门，紧接着我脱掉鞋子，轻手轻脚地走进卧室。可就在我要溜进被窝时，她总会醒来，把我骂个狗血淋头” I make a big racket when I go home. his friend said. “我回家时总是要闹很大动静。”他的朋友说。 You do? “是吗?” Sure. I honk the horn, bang the door shut, turn on all the lights, Stomp up the bedroom andgive my wife a big kiss, Hi Alice, I say, how about a big kiss for your old man? “当然啦。我把喇叭按得嘟嘟响，砰地一声把门关上，把灯全部打开，咚咚地走进卧室，再重重吻妻子一下。‘喂，爱丽丝，’我说，‘亲亲你老公，怎么样?’” And what did she say? his friend asked in disbelief. “她怎么说?”他的朋友不相信地问道。 She doesnt say anything. his friend replied, she always pretends shes asleep. “她什