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较长的英语笑话故事精选 The lawyer approached the jury box and began an eloquent plea for her client:Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I want to tell you about this man. Theres so much to say that is good: he never beat his wife; he was always kind to little children; he never did a dishonest thing in his life; he has always lived by the golden rule; he is a model of everything decent, forthright, and honest. Everyone loves him and. . . Her client leaned over to a friend and said, How do like that? I pay her good money to defend me, and shes telling the jury about some other guy. A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party.What do you do if you make a mistake on a case? the minister asked.Try to fix it if its big; ignore it if its insignificant, replied the lawyer. What do you do?The minister replied Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say the devil is the father of liars, but instead I said the devil is the father of lawyers, so I let it go. The local game warden in a small town in Oregon had arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret. The man went before a judge to plead his case. After pleading guilty, but with an explanation, the judge asked him why he did it. I was just trying to feed my hungry family, he told the judge, and Ive never done anything like that before. The judge, being a family man himself, had a soft heart and agreed to let the man go free, since he was only trying to feed his starving family and it was his first and only offense. Before you go, though, I want to ask you a question, the judge quipped, What does Egret taste like? Well your Honor, the man told him, Its not as tender as Spotted Owl, but its much better than bloody Bald Eagles! For three straight years, a young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at the same country inn, several times per year. During his last visit hed finally managed to seducethe innkeepers gorgeous daughter, so he could wait t