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较长的英语笑话故事精选 The lawyer approached the jury box and began an eloquent plea for her client:Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I want to tell you about this man. Theres so much to say that is good: he never beat his wife; he was always kind to little children; he never did a dishonest thing in his life; he has always lived by the golden rule; he is a model of everything decent, forthright, and honest. Everyone loves him and. . . Her client leaned over to a friend and said, How do like that? I pay her good money to defend me, and shes telling the jury about some other guy. A minister a