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有关英语笑话故事带翻译 英语笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。本文是，希望对大家有帮助! Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands faults. Weve been married fifteen years, one woman said, and every night after dinner my husband always complains about the food. How terrible! exclaimed the other. Does it bother you? Why should it bother me? her friend replied. if he cant only stand his own cooking? 现代生活 两个老朋友分别多年之后又见面了，很快就开始谈起各自丈夫的缺点。 “我们结婚十五年了，”一个妇女说道，“每天晚饭后，我丈夫总要抱怨饭菜。” “真可恶!”另一个惊呼道。“难道你不烦吗?” “我烦什么?”她的朋友答道。“他不过是忍受不了自己的烹调技术。” When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir! I wasnt asleep, the man answered. Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed. I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car. 我没有睡着 当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒!” “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。 “没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?” “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。” One day, Tims mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you? No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself, said Tim. 你爸爸帮你了吗? 一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说：蒂姆，你这次的作业全都做对了，怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗? 不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。 Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father? The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, Obviously he was painting the pictures. 父亲在哪儿? 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。