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外国风趣幽默故事阅读 外国风趣幽默故事：世界上最伟大的击剑手 At an exhibition of the world’s best swordsmen，the third一place fencer took the stage. A fly was released，and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second一place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the worlds greatest swordsman. His blade came down in a mighty arc- but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile. 在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的剑手出场。他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来—然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。 Why are you so happy? someone yelled. You missed!” “你为什么这样高兴?”有人嚷道，“你没击中啊!” Ah ,”replied the swordsman, yon weren’t watching very carefully. The fly lives yet, yes but he will never be a father.” “啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的—但他永远也做不成爸爸了。” 外国风趣幽默故事：你一个，我一个 One late autumn evening two boys, having collected sack full of chestnuts, decided to share them out in a graveyard. On their way in one of the boys dropped the sack and two of the cockers rolled out. We Il get those later,” he said, and in they went to divide up the remainder. As they were counting them out a small girl happened to be crossing the graveyard，and to her horror she heard from behind a bush a voice say, one for you , one for me. One for you , one for me” In terror she rushed to the gate and bumped into a policeman, what s the matter, little girl? he asked, for she was obviously in great distress. 一个深秋的晚上，两个男孩捡了一袋栗子准备到墓地里去平分。在进去的路上，一个男孩不小心把袋子掉在了地上，两颗栗子滚了出去。“我们过会儿再来找。”他说。他们就进去分其余的栗子。在他们分栗子时，碰巧有一个小姑娘从墓地穿过。她惊恐万分地听到树丛后面有个声音在说:“你一个，我一个，你一个，我一个!”她吓得急忙跑到门口，正撞上一个警察。警察见她万分恐惧，就问:“小姑娘，出了什么事了?” Oh, Mr. Policeman! She wailed, therere ghosts in the graveyard, and theyre sharing out the dead bodies! Listen!” “噢，警察先生。”她哭着说，“墓地里面有鬼，他们在分死尸呢!你听!” And as she held a trembling finger to her lips they heard a voice