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不Oh, no!不Oh, no.我的天 老妈在后院啊Oh, my God, Mums in the backyard!我们知道We know!科拉Coral!你有没有经常觉得活的没意思Do you often feel that life is not worth living?是啊Yes.13岁的时候 我试图从阳台跳下去自杀At 13, I attempted suicide and jumped off the veranda.正好老爸开车过来And just then, Dad drove up.他被砸的五分钟没清醒过来He was knocked unconscious for five minutes.这个事成为广为流传的And this event is known as...家丑The Disgrace.查看您的测试结果Get your test results.-科拉 -我是人格分hearts;裂hearts;-Coral! -Im bipolar.科拉 老妈又瞎转啦Coral, Mums gone off again!什么 去哪啦What? Gone off where?在她脑子里啊Off her head!太丢脸了The embarrassment is total!你是最大的 科拉 做点什么啊Youre the oldest, Coral. Do something!我什么也做不了 我也疯了I cant do anything, Im mad, too.我人格分hearts;裂hearts;啊 说不定甚至是精神分hearts;裂hearts;Im bipolar. Maybe even schizophrenic.快谷歌hearts;一下精神分hearts;裂hearts;症患者Quick! Google schizophrenic.我有情绪波动 深度到轻度的忧郁症I have mood swings, high to moderate depression而且我认为其它人都在害我and I think people are plotting against me!听着 科拉 你唯一不对的地方The only thing wrong with you, Coral,就是你无法忍hearts;受is you cant stand if someones有人比你更神经more mental than you.女孩们来 我们到桌子这边来吃晚饭Girls, we are having dinner at the table就像一个普通的家庭一样as if we were a normal family.好吧 老妈比你更神经Well, Mums way more mental than you!我们都比你更神经Were more mental than you.我是个反hearts;社hearts;会hearts; 莉恩是自闭症患者Im a sociopath, and Leannes autistic.其它人都一起吃晚餐 为什么我们不呢Other people eat dinner together, so why not us?我们查过We looked it up.然后他们互相交谈And they talk to each other.告诉对方他们一天都干了什么Tell each other about their days.米歇尔都比你神经Even Michelles more mental than you.-她能听到一些不寻常的声音 -她告诉我们的-She hears voices. -She told us.声音在她的脑子里In her head!她还认为 她被跟踪了And she thinks shes being followed.被外星人跟踪By aliens.盖过她 科拉Top that, Coral.等你hearts;爸hearts;回家了 珍就能说感谢主了Now, when your father gets home, Jane can say grace.老爸才不回来Dads not coming.自从那件家丑发生后 他就再也没跟我们吃过晚餐啦He hasnt had dinner with us since The Disgrace.科拉Coral!老爸讨厌我们 妈妈Dad hates us, Mum.那是因为我们根本不是一个真正的家庭Thats beca