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有关英语故事带翻译阅读 上帝的号码 Each Sunday, the minister would call the children to the front of the cathedra while he told them the story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer. He drew a telephone on the blackboard with a piece of chalk. 每个星期天牧师都会把孩子们叫到教堂前面给他们讲一个神话故事。一天，他为了更好地阐述祈祷的含义，带来了一台电话机，并用粉笔在黑板上画了台电话机。 You communicate with friends on the telephone and dont see them on the other end of the line, right? he began. “你们和别人在电话里交谈时，并没有看到电话线另一端的人，对吗?”他开始问道。 The chlidren nodded yes. While talking to God is like talking on the telephone. Hes on the other end but you cant see him. He is listening though. 孩子们点头称是。“好的，和上帝交谈就像通过电话交谈一样。他就在另一端，虽然你看不见他，但是他正在聆听你的心声。” Just then a little boy with golden hair piped up and asked, Whats his number? Otherwise we cant connect with him. The minister was choked by his words for a long time. 就在这时，一个头发金黄的小男孩尖着嗓子问道“那上帝的电话号码是什么?否则我们和他联系不上。”牧师听了他的话噎得半天说不出话来。 绳子还是公牛? A man was put into the jail because of murder . In the prison he asked a new comer why hewas sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck I think. A few days ago I thoughtthe watermelon should be irrigated . When I was on the way to the field I saw a piece of dirtyrope by the pine. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home. 一个人因谋杀罪被关进牢房。在监狱里，他问新来的犯人为什么被关进来。新来的犯人回答说：“我想我真是倒霉。几天前我觉得西瓜该浇水了，在去田里的路上，我在池塘边看到一根脏绳子，以为没人要了，便捡起来带了回家。” But it is not against the criminal law of the federal government to pick up a piece of rope andtake home! “但是，捡一根绳子并没有触犯联邦政府的刑法啊!” I told you I had bad luck, didnt I? The man sighed. “我告诉过你我倒霉了吧?”那个人叹了口气。 Why didn’t you ask a lawyer to defended. “那你怎么没找律师为你辩护呢?” The trouble is that I didnt notice there was an ox at the other terminal of that rope. “麻烦的就是我当时没有注意到绳子的那一头还有一头公牛。” 快速反应 A chief executive officer,CEO，was interviewing candidates for a position as an industrial spy.The industrial spy needed to have keen eyesig