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较长的英语笑话故事阅读_英语文摘 A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says shell see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, Who the hell was that? Oh, replies the husband, shes my mistress. Well, thats the last straw, says the wife. Ive had enough, I want a divorce. I can understand that, replies her husband, but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you dont get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexuss in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours. Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. Whos that woman with Jim? asks the wife. Thats his mistress, says her husband. Ours is prettier, she replies. A lawyer married a woman who had previously1 divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, Please be gentle, Im still a virgin2. What? said the puzzled groom3. How can that be if youve been married ten times? Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said hed look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldnt get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didnt know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement5, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasnt sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing4: although he h