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关于初中英语故事大全 HERE was once a fine gentleman who possessed among other things a boot-jack and a hair-brush; but he had also the finest shirt-collar in the world, and of this collar we are about to hear a story. The collar had become so old that he began to think about getting married; and one day he happened to find himself in the same washing-tub as a garter. “Upon my word,” said the shirt-collar, “I have never seen anything so slim and delicate, so neat and soft before. May I venture to ask your name?” “I shall not tell you,” replied the garter. “Where do you reside when you are at home?” asked the shirt-collar. But the garter was naturally shy, and did not know how to answer such a question. “I presume you are a girdle,” said the shirt-collar, “a sort of under girdle. I see that you are useful, as well as ornamental, my little lady.” “You must not speak to me,” said the garter; “I do not think I have given you any encouragement to do so.” “Oh, when any one is as beautiful as you are,” said the shirt-collar, “is not that encouragement enough?” “Get away; don’t come so near me,” said the garter, “you appear to me quite like a man.” “I am a fine gentleman certainly,” said the shirt-collar, “I possess a boot-jack and a hair-brush.” This was not true, for these things belonged to his master; but he was a boaster. “Don’t come so near me,” said the garter; “I am not accustomed to it.” “Affectation!” said the shirt-collar. Then they were taken out of the wash-tub, starched, and hung over a chair in the sunshine, and then laid on the ironing-board. And now came the glowing iron. “Mistress widow,” said the shirt-collar, “little mistress widow, I feel quite warm. I am changing, I am losing all mycreases. You are burning a hole in me. Ugh! I propose to you.” “You old rag,” said the flat-iron, driving proudly over the collar, for she fancied herself a steam-engine, which rolls over the railway and draws carriages. “You old rag!” sa