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初一英语笑话小故事 What do I get? Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get? Tommy: Quarters. Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again? Tommy: Hamburger. 老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿? 汤米：四块。 老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢? 汤米：汉堡。 A precocious boy A little boy was wise beyond his age. One day he came home from the public library with a book. Its title was The Care and Management of Children. Oh, my god, exclaimed his mother in astonishment. What are you doing with a book like that? Oh, replied the precocious早熟的boy, I want