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三年级英语小笑话故事阅读 The Mean Mans Party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find hisapartment, he said, Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. Whenthe door open, push with your foot. Why use my elbow and foot? Well, gosh, was the reply, Youre not coming empty-handed, are you? 一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。” “为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?” “天哪!” 吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧?” 会说话的钟 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way intothe den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is thetalking clock, the man replied. Hows it work? Watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with thehammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, Knock it off, you idiot!Its two oclock in the morning! 一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了，那是一个会说话的钟”，学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”，他的朋友问。“看着，别眨眼了”，那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子，拼命地敲了一下，声音震耳欲聋。突然，他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫，“别敲了，你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!” The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have? Imust have somebody elses pants on. 杰克的答案 老师正在问一道算术题：“杰克，如果你在你右边口袋里发现了3美元，左边口袋里发现了4美元，你一共有多少呢?”“我肯定是穿着别人的裤子。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。