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幽默英语故事阅读 经典幽默英语故事：新西兰的气候 Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? 老师:马修，新西兰的气候怎么样? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. 马修:先生，那里的天气很冷。 Teacher: Wrong. 老师:错了。 Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen! 马修:可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。 经典幽默英语故事：我妹妹的手指头 Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? 老师:凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. 凯温:对不起。老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。 Teacher: I dont see any bandages. 老师:怎么没有扎绷带呀? Kevin: Oh, they weren’t my fingers! I told my little siste