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爆笑英语故事五则 幽默爆笑英语故事：我还多一个 I was asked in by the company commander to explain why a report was in error:. Sir;I said，you have to understand that I have four-idiots working for me. 我被叫到经理办公室，经理问我为什么在报告中出了个错。“先生，”我说:“你必须了解，我有四个白痴下属.” He looked up from his desk-and said，You are lucky. I have five idiots working for me.” 经理抬起头看我说:“你已经够幸运的了，我有五个呢!” 幽默爆笑英语故事：借口 Knowing my husbands habit of sampling everything I bake，I left a note on a dozen mince tarts reading:Counted—one dozen.When I returned，two tarts had disappeared, and the note had been altered to read:Think metric.” 我丈夫有个习惯，凡是我烧烤的东西，他都要认真检查清点。一次，我做了12个馅饼。临走，我在旁边留了个条子，“已数好—一打.”等我回来时，我发现少了两个饼，而且条子上多了一行字:“按公制法计算。” 幽默爆笑英语故事：成熟的年龄 When my great-grandfather became a centenarian，a newspaper reporter asked him how he felt. Fine，Grandpa replied. In fact，I get around better now than I did a hundred years ago.” 我曾祖父百岁的时侯，一位记者问他感受如何。“很好，”曾祖父说:“事实上，我现在的活动范围要比一百年前大多了。” 幽默爆笑英语故事：忠告 My fathers health was greatly impaired after a serious operation,but his sense of humor vwas intact. 手术后，我父亲的健康状况有所下降，但他的幽默感却依然如故。 Teddy,the doctor told him，you know you wont be able to work the way youve been used to. “泰德，”医生对父亲说:“你知道，你可不能像以前那样工作了。” Well，doctor,said my father，if I wont be able to work the way Ive been used to，you wont be able to charge me the way youve been used to ! “大夫，”我父亲说:“如果我不能像以前那样工作，你也不能像以前那样向我索价了。” 幽默爆笑英语故事：直言不讳 My husband bought me an automatic dishwasher for my birthday. In filling out the guarantee，he came across the question，“What year and model dishwasher did youre place?He wrote:Wife—Age 24. 我丈夫在我生日那天给我买了台全自动洗碗机。在填写保修单叶，他看到里面有一项是:“你替换的旧洗碗机是哪年生产的，什么型号?”我丈夫写道:“妻子—24岁”。 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。