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英语小笑话小故事短篇 主日课 A boy arrived late to his Sunday school class. He was normally punctual so the teacher asked if anything was wrong. The boy admitted that he had originally planned to go fishing, but his father had told him he must go to church instead. Impressed, the teacher asked if the boy’s father had explained why it was more important for him to go to church than to go fishing. Yes，”the youngster replied. He said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us.” 一个小男孩上主日课迟到了。可他平时总是很准时的，所以老师就问他是不是出了什么问题。小男孩回答说，他本来计划今天去钓鱼的，但是他的父亲却让他必须去教堂。老师很感动，接着问他的父亲有没有告诉他为什么去教堂比钓鱼更重要?“是的，”小男孩回答说，“他说他带的鱼饵不够两个人用。” A teacher asked one of his students: What is the longest and what is the shortest? 老师问他的一个学生:“什么最长，什么最短?” The student answered immediately: The last several minutes of a class is the longest, while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest.” 一个学生马上回答说:“下课前的几分钟最长了，考试前的儿分钟最短。” The local football team I had just joined needed me to play goalkeeper in their next Saturday match. Because I was late completing the registration forms I was not yet officially a member, so I was told to tell anyone who asked that my name was Les Faulkner-a member of the team who wasn’t playing. That Saturday，during a quiet interval in my goal area, a man appeared behind the net. “Hello ,”he said to me.“What’s your name?”“Les Faulkner,”I replied. “Nice to meet you,” said the man. “I’m your father.” 我参加的那个地方足球队要我在星期六的比赛中当守门员。可我没能及时的填好登记表，所以没能成为正式的队员。所以他们告诉我，如果有人问我是谁的话，我就告诉他，我叫利斯·弗克尼，一名当时不在场的队员。星期六那天，在比赛间隙，有一个男人出现在了球网的后面。他对我说:“喂，你叫什么名字?”“利斯·弗克尼。”“哦，很高兴见到你，”这个男人说:“我是你爸爸。” Three old men were sitting around and talking. 三个老年人坐在一起聊天。 The 80 year一old said , The best thing that could happen to me is if I would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for twenty minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again.” 八十岁的那个说:“我所希望能发生在我身上最好的事，就是我能正常的小便。我每次站在那里二十分钟，又慢又疼。我不得不一次又一次的去。” The 85 y