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长篇英语笑话故事 经典 1、My Husband Will Be Home Soon A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face. James replied, My wife loves this beard, I couldnt possibly do it, she would kill me!! Oh please? the girlfriend asked again, in a *y little voice... Oh really, I cant, he replies...My wife loves this beard!! The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping. The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies Oh Michael, you shouldnt be here, my husband will be home soon! 我丈夫马上就要回来了 一个已婚男人去拜访他的“女朋友”时，女朋友要求他剃去胡须。 “噢，詹姆斯，我喜欢你的胡子，但我更喜欢看到你英俊的面孔。” 詹姆斯回答说，“我的妻子喜欢我的胡子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否则她会杀了我的。” “噢，我求你了，”女朋友用一种低沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。 “可是，我不能，”他回答道，“我的妻子喜欢这胡子。” 在女朋友再三请求下，他终于屈服同意了。夜里，在妻子熟睡时，詹姆斯爬上了床。 妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道，“噢，迈克尔，你不应该在这里，我的丈夫很快就要回来了。” 2、Be Careful What You Wish For A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husbands turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, Well, Id like to have a woman 30 years younger than me. The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety. 慎重许愿 一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。 庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。 妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。 接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻，害羞地说，“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。” 仙女拾起了魔术棒。“呯!”，他变成了90岁。 3、This just in : NEW VIRUS WARNING If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of Badtimes, delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Em