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幽默的英语小故事大全 只能一辆! After retirement，our friends Jim and Evelyn began traveling around the United States in a motor home，towing their compact sedan behind. While driving through a shopping mall parking lot in New York，they were pleased when a motorist stopped his vehicle and signaled them through. 我的朋友吉姆和依娃林退休后，开始用他们的家庭式旅行车进行环美旅行。他们在旅行车后面还施着一辆小桥车备用。在经过纽约一家商店的停车场时，一个骑摩托的小伙子很礼貌地停下来示意让他们先过。这令他们很高兴。 Seconds later，they were jolted to a stop by a loud crash behind them. To their amazement，the polite motorist had demolished their car. 几秒钟后，就听后边咔的一声巨响，他们停了车一看，那个小伙于把他们的小桥车给撞了。 His explanation:I didnt mind letting you nice folks by，but I didnt want that compact car to sneak through too. 他的解释是这样的:“我不介意让你们这对好人通过，但我不想让那辆小轿车也跟着溜过去。” 思不断! After spending all day watching football，Harry fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the night in the chair. In the morning，his wife woke him up.Get up, dear, she said. A Its twenty to seven. 一整天的橄榄球赛，亨利倒头睡在了电视机旁的椅子上。第二天早上，他的妻子来叫他起床:“起来吧，亲爱的，差二十分七点了。” He woke with a start. In whose favor? 他被惊醒了，爬起来问:“哪方领先?” 挑战 A woman found a note on the coffee-shop menu:We will pay you$10 if you order a sandwich we cant make.”She ordered an elephant-ear sandwich. After several minutes，the waitress returned and said，”Heres your $ 10,maam. We cant make that sandwich. 一位妇女在一家咖啡厅的菜单上看到这样一句话:“如果您点了一个我们没有的三明治，我们将送您十美元。”于是，她点了一个大家耳朵三明治。过了几分钟，服务员回来了，对 她说:“这是给您的十美元，太太.我们做不了您要的三明冶。” “Im not surprised, answered the woman.“Where would you ever get elephant ears? “我不会吃惊的，”那位妇女说:“你们哪儿能搞到大象的耳朵呀?” Oh，its not the ears,said the waitress.”Were out of those big buns, “不是大象耳朵的事，”服务员说:“我们把用来夹它的大面包用光了。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。