伍迪艾伦经典电影安妮·霍尔AnnieHall剧本.docVIP

Annie Hall (1977)by Woody Allen, Marshall Brickman.Draft script. Oscar. (Sound and Woody Allen monologue begin) FADE IN: White credits dissolve in and out on black screen. No sound. FADE OUT: credits FADE IN: Abrupt medium close-up of Alvy Singer doing a comedy monologue. He wearing a crumbled sports jacket and tieless shirt; the background is stark. ALVY Theres an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of em says: Boy, the food at this place is really terrible. The other one says, Yeah, I know, and such ... small portions. Well, thats essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and its all over much too quickly. The-the other important joke for me is one thats, uh, usually attributed to Groucho Marx, but I think it appears originally in Freuds wit and its relation to the unconscious. And it goes like this-Im paraphrasing: Uh ... I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member. Thats the key joke of my adult life in terms of my relationships with women. Tsch, you know, lately the strangest things have been going through my mind, cause I turned forty, tsch, and I guess Im going through a life crisis or something, I dont know. I, uh ... and Im not worried about aging. Im not one o those characters, you know. Although Im balding slightly on top, thats about the worst you can say about me. I, uh, I think Im gonna get better as I get older, you know? I think Im gonna be the- the balding virile type, you know, as opposed to say the, uh, distinguished gray, for instance, you know? Less Im neither o those two. Unless Im one o those guys with saliva dribbling out of his mouth who wanders into a cafeteria with a shopping bag screaming about socialism. (Sighing) Annie and